Apr. 2nd, 2004
EZ Lube IS the devil and Happy 3-paycheck month!  
I had my lunch plans all secured: I was going to go to EZ Lube, get an oil change while eating a Double Double (Animal Style, of course) next door. As I pull up, I see a large Exxon/Mobil truck refilling the station, with a big banner saying they accept Exxon/Mobil cards. Clearly, they were affiliated with, if not owned by the evil company.

I briefly considered if my conscience would allow me to give even $20 to that unabashed bigot of a CEO at Exxon/Mobil.

It wouldn't. I ended up at EX Lube, which sounds more like a laxative than a place to get your oil changed, but whatever, they had Castrol.

And in "I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but" news, someone's been knocking at the side door to the office now for like 5 minutes, as if one of us is supposed to interrupt what he's doing to go open the door for him because he forgot his key. This happens several times a day. Don't get me wrong, I'm not chastising him for forgetting his key—I do it occasionally myself. Most of us just have the sense to walk the few meters around to the unlocked front door by the receptionist and not disturb others.

Anywho... Massage Company just called... they had a cancellation. Guess who's celebrating the 3-paycheck month by getting a McMassage at 6:15? w00t2

I'm off to the gym!
Mood: hyper
Listening to: Street Machines - Sad and Lonely
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Gantriochgantrioch on April 2nd, 2004 - 05:21 pm
I seriously thought that EZ Lube was another brand similar to KY until I read your post.
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Milamber: Diablomilamberrex on April 2nd, 2004 - 06:37 pm
LOL -- I was thinking the exact same thing!

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Arthur: kissykissyswipe69 on April 2nd, 2004 - 08:37 pm

I had just finished reading some sex stories and i was like.... lube? lube!!! Oh wait.... its not that kinda of lube... damn
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driftwoodsun on April 2nd, 2004 - 07:00 pm
EZ Lube sounds dirty.

Oh wait, it is dirty!
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 2nd, 2004 - 07:50 pm
wrong kind of dirty though. Christina Aguilera dirrty is better!
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driftwoodsun on April 2nd, 2004 - 07:50 pm
So, so true.
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