Anywho, watching "Beyond the Stars" and the mystery and challenge that we face in space exploration (and just how much we really don't know) just piques my interest more. I want to work for NASA, but they probably don't get paid well. Plus, you know there's all those science degrees and whatnot you probably need. I'm not so keen on starting at the bottom nor do I like government bureaucracy. So I've decided I should just go for management and be a starship captain.
So who wants to be my number 1? Understand, there will be mandatory sexual favors and go go boys in cages on the bridge at all times. Nachos and keg stands in engineering on Fridays. And Thursday nights of course are 2-for-1 drinks in Ten Forward. Chill out room in my ready room.
I'd make a good captain.