The People's Exhibit A (davidology) wrote,
The People's Exhibit A

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Now that's big...

I firmly believe that in the future the world will be run by a master race of hacked TiVos.

The surgery is complete. I've decommissioned TiVo A, raped it of its larger hard drive, low level formatted it, and TiVo B assimilated its technology to create Super TiVo.

TiVo B is now kicking with a ridiculous amount of space. Now, I just need more shows to get season passes for. Sure, you laugh now. But in the event of nuclear holocaust, I can shelter in place with my 5 days worth of TV programming. We'll see who's laughing then!

TiVo is love

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