The People's Exhibit A (davidology) wrote,
The People's Exhibit A
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Presidents' Weekend Precap

My grandmother is doing better. Doctors say it's a miracle. Younger people don't survive what she's been through. My mom says walked a little and is talking.

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I'm sooooooo looking forward to it being a long weekend.

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And I am so fucking horny right now.

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I created this useless, random survey. All questions are radio buttons, so if there are any you don't have an answer for, don't click it coz you can't unclick!

Now, I'm going to go jerk off for an hour or two.

Poll #248146 I want to play with your poll

Which is your fave kind of undies?

Boxers
7(14.6%)
Briefs (not tightie-whities)
4(8.3%)
Boxer briefs
29(60.4%)
Tightie-whities
4(8.3%)
Commando, alfresco, free ballin', swingin' low sweet chariot
4(8.3%)

Pick...

Taco Bell
33(73.3%)
Del Taco
12(26.7%)

Where do you workout?

24 hour fitness
5(10.4%)
Bally's
3(6.2%)
NYSC
2(4.2%)
Other
26(54.2%)
None
8(16.7%)
Your mom
4(8.3%)

Pick...

Jack In The Box
13(28.9%)
Carl's Jr
6(13.3%)
McDonald's
12(26.7%)
Burger King
14(31.1%)

Better fast food burger?

In-N-Out
28(82.4%)
Fat Burger
6(17.6%)

Pick...

Top
13(27.7%)
Bottom
7(14.9%)
Both
24(51.1%)
Not yet had big gurl sex
3(6.4%)

Pick...

Britney
25(58.1%)
Christina
18(41.9%)

Ever have impure thoughts?

Yes
46(95.8%)
No
2(4.2%)

Right now?

Oh yah
40(83.3%)
Not so much
8(16.7%)

Pick...

Rick Dees
8(19.0%)
Ryan Seacrest
34(81.0%)

Pick...

Zipper
20(41.7%)
Button fly
28(58.3%)

Masturbation frequency

Once a week
5(10.4%)
Twice a week
6(12.5%)
3-5 times a week
14(29.2%)
Daily
9(18.8%)
More than once a day
9(18.8%)
Doing it right now (admitting you have an addiction is the first step)
5(10.4%)

Pick...

Rose
15(33.3%)
Blanche
12(26.7%)
Dorothy
9(20.0%)
Sophia
9(20.0%)
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