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The People's Exhibit A
davidology
Jan. 27th, 2004
Your mom is getting high  
"Just tell your teammates you didn't show up because you were getting high"
"Just tell your mom your sister was run over by a truck because you were getting high"
"Just tell NASA the Mars rover stopped communicating with Earth because you were getting high"

I swear to GOD if I see one more of those gay ass freevibe anti-marijuana ads on TV tonight, I'm going to pack the phatest bowl of kine bud I can find and smoke it all up. They're so fuggin ridiculous, it isn't funny. Don't they realize their complete disregard for anything remotely resemling truth and reality harms their cause? Have they learned nothing from Nancy Reagan? Anyone with half a brain can smell their pathetic attempt at a psychological game a mile away. They're so out of touch.

Morons, I tell you. Ugh.. I'm so annoyed.

And does anyone have "Sweet Unknown" by The Hope Blister? I can't find it anywhere.. grr..
 
 
Mood: annoyed
Listening to: NOFX - My Vagina
 
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Gantriochgantrioch on January 27th, 2004 - 11:10 pm
Bowls are fucking awesome. Now I'm tempted to ....
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Bitch please: Awwwwwwwww!divalee138 on January 28th, 2004 - 12:15 am
I agree. And same goes for those damn truth.com ads.

Although I do enjoy the probably unintended message behind the one where the kid on the basketball team gets the boot. I think the line is, "Just tell your teammates you blew their shot at the title because you were getting high." So does that mean the boy who got kicked off was the star player and without him the team has no chance? If so, then that means he's been the star player despite his getting high.

Yeah, never mind. It sounded more interesting in my mind.
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Gres02gres02 on January 28th, 2004 - 10:33 am
To me it just says, don't smoke when you are supposed to be doing something important or, smoke responsibly.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on January 28th, 2004 - 09:18 pm
yep.. same as alcohol. Except, of course, more ppl have been killed by alcohol than by pot.
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driftwoodsun on January 28th, 2004 - 12:32 pm
"Just tell your congressman that if the minimum wage was a living wage, people who work full-time might not have to sell weed to pay their rent."

Or

"I just found the loophole."
"The loophole?"
"Yeah . . . if I do drugs, I might be supporting terrorism. But, if I drive a car, I am supporting terrorism."
"Shit. I hadn't thought of that."

Or

"Parents, do you consider the TV a babysitter? If you do, your children might get plowed down by a teen high on pot, whose parents aren't keeping track of him, either. Stop being irresponsible fucks. Pay attention to your children."

The best thing about those commercials is the chance to mock them.
:-D
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The People's Exhibit A: wtfdavidology on January 28th, 2004 - 09:17 pm
I love those. Yea, somehow I think Bush's tax cut for the largest, gas guzzling SUVs has done more to support terrorism than a little bud.
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driftwoodsun on January 29th, 2004 - 12:01 pm
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I wholeheartedly agree.
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