Jan. 10th, 2004
NY: Day 1 - seasons are overrated  
Spent most of the day shopping. Pretty sure it's the coldest weather I've ever encountered in my time on this planet. The weather always reports two degrees: the real temperature followed by "feels like". I'm not sure how they determine this. I can't actually feel anything anymore. Guy at Better Burger called me "Rosy".

The bois are hot. Got horny many, many times. Went to masturbate and was alarmed to find my balls missing. Will file police report in the morning if they've not returned.
 
 
Mood: horny
Listening to: Forever Seems Forever - Wearing Thin
 
 
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Josephchemology on January 10th, 2004 - 05:06 pm
Worst winter in years, I've heard. Good luck with the masturbating.
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D a y s p r i n gsextypeboy on January 10th, 2004 - 05:53 pm
"feels like". I'm not sure how they determine this.

heh, I saw a funny Comedy Central skit on this yesterday!
And...hope they come back by morning! ;)

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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on January 10th, 2004 - 06:43 pm
I swear I didn't! hmm... Cable box reading my mind again.
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Arthurswipe69 on January 11th, 2004 - 09:26 am
ooops... those were your balls!

my bad. I just found found them, i didn't know whose they were.
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The People's Exhibit A: geek toysdavidology on January 11th, 2004 - 04:15 pm
haha! keep them warm, please.

:-P
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ex_prezrober685 on January 11th, 2004 - 12:13 pm
You are a treasure... oh my new LJ Name... Robertology? What do you think? :-D
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on January 11th, 2004 - 04:17 pm
What about Robertgasm or Robertasm?
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