Thank you for calling the A&F gift card hotline. If you are a customer, press 1; store employee press 2.
To receive the balance of your card, press 1; last transaction, press 2; to activate your gift card you received via the internet, press 3.
Enter the gift card reference number followed by the pound sign.
::searches for letter with reference number::
You have entered x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x. If this is correct, press 1. If this is incorrect press 2.
Enter the 6-digit activation pin, followed by the pound sign.
::finds other letter with activation pin::
You have entered x-x-x-x-x-x. If this is correct, press 1. If this is incorrect, press 2.
Enter the account number, followed by the pound sign.
??? ::finds no account number on letters:: ::finds account number imprinted on back of gift card::
xxxx xxxx xxxx#
You have entered x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x. If this is correct, press 1. If this is incorrect, press 2.
Enter the 4-digit pin, followed by the pound sign.
::ahh, second pin number on back of card::
You have entered x-x-x-x. If this is correct, press 1
Please wait.... (pause) We're sorry, but we are temporarily unable to process your request at this time. Try your call again later.
Well, at least now I know where the guy who made Christmas lights so that the entire string goes out with one bad bulb is working now.
But after all those digits, if anyone hears about us accidentally launching nukes to China, none of this happened, k?