LOS ANGELES, CA--Ok, Chopper rims were cool the first time anyone saw them... and even then, only for 12 seconds.
...and a little thing about the H2. Back in the day, you were cool if you had a real Hummer because it was considered a rugged military vehicle not really made for on-road use (and they were rare). Now that any short-sighted asshole with a few bucks and a complex about the size of his penis can drive an H2 off a car lot with plush heated seats and leather, well, that doesn't make you cool. That just makes you really, really lame.
Ok, I'm done.