Dec. 10th, 2003
Observations  
News Flash

LOS ANGELES, CA--Ok, Chopper rims were cool the first time anyone saw them... and even then, only for 12 seconds.

...and a little thing about the H2. Back in the day, you were cool if you had a real Hummer because it was considered a rugged military vehicle not really made for on-road use (and they were rare). Now that any short-sighted asshole with a few bucks and a complex about the size of his penis can drive an H2 off a car lot with plush heated seats and leather, well, that doesn't make you cool. That just makes you really, really lame.

Ok, I'm done.

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Mood: bouncy
Listening to: Thrice - Stare at the Sun
 
 
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joshsoundofthemoon on December 10th, 2003 - 03:59 pm
I remember when a hummer was something you tried to get your boyfriend to give you after a movie.
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The People's Exhibit A: Homer - sexydavidology on December 10th, 2003 - 05:12 pm
still is. only during.
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Gantriochgantrioch on December 10th, 2003 - 04:54 pm
Ugh. I saw two Hummers driving down South Street in Phila. They looked so out of place.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on December 10th, 2003 - 05:07 pm
I know; they've suddenly started springing up all over here. Hummers were cool like 5 years ago when if you had one, you were unique. Now when I see someone driving a wannabe H2, I think of Billy Madison and his car.
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Gantriochgantrioch on December 10th, 2003 - 06:08 pm
You could get the Mercedes-Benz G55 AMG to be unique :-).
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cliffsocakid825 on December 10th, 2003 - 04:59 pm
OMG. I loved that. I am thinking of particular gay right now. haha.

<3
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The People's Exhibit A: wtfdavidology on December 10th, 2003 - 05:02 pm
Really?! There's a gay guy with an H2 and/or choppers (or worse...both?)
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cliffsocakid825 on December 10th, 2003 - 05:07 pm
Barbie Brandon has an H2.
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The People's Exhibit A: A.D.D.davidology on December 10th, 2003 - 05:11 pm
oh.. I dunno him. I thought I had a safe audience. haha
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cliffsocakid825 on December 10th, 2003 - 05:14 pm
HAHA!! LOL. You didn't know what I drove... you took your chances.

Don't worry, that person I mentioned above isn't familiar with wonderful world of LiveJournal.

Gah, I should be working right now or going home but I don't want to face the traffic, haha.
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The People's Exhibit A: Calvin - huhdavidology on December 10th, 2003 - 05:21 pm
Nah... I know you're way 2 cool to have one of those things.

I'm not worried. Anyone who reads my blog for any length of times would know I'm fairly opinionated, and the easily offended shouldn't read it. But I would have been surprised if this would have been the entry to cause LJ drama.
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on December 11th, 2003 - 02:50 am
cliffsocakid825 on December 11th, 2003 - 07:14 am
white honda civic 94 [vomits]
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on December 11th, 2003 - 07:42 am
cliffsocakid825 on December 11th, 2003 - 08:10 am
why do you have to worry about that?
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D a y s p r i n gsextypeboy on December 10th, 2003 - 06:08 pm
Heh, my dad has an H2, I don't like driving it though, but we do use it to go hunting and stuff, that's basically it's purpose to go in the mud and the forests and stuff. WHATEVA! ;)
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The People's Exhibit A: burns - evildavidology on December 10th, 2003 - 06:16 pm
You know, if you're using it to go off-roading, that's one thing.... But to go rolling around the concrete jungles of L.A.?? And I know those fools around here with their H2s aren't going get their chrome rims all dirtied up in the mud.

But I do laugh seeing them try to parallel park or squeeze them into compact spaces at the mall. hehe
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driftwoodsun on December 10th, 2003 - 06:21 pm
My exceedingly irritating neighbors own an H2.

Don't people realize that driving one broadcasts your stupidity to the entire world?

"Look at me! I got ripped off and I'm proud of it!"
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on December 10th, 2003 - 06:28 pm
I thought this was a great article:

http://slate.msn.com//?id=2091577&
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driftwoodsun on December 10th, 2003 - 09:48 pm
It is, indeed, a great article. Hats off to Slate and Seth Stevenson.
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ShuggaRaydoppelgang18 on December 10th, 2003 - 07:42 pm
"Now that any short-sighted asshole with a few bucks and a complex about the size of his penis can drive an H2 off a car lot with plush heated seats and leather, well, that doesn't make you cool."

I love your sarcasm. ;-)
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ex_belove on December 10th, 2003 - 09:23 pm
Oh David...

In New York if you have a nice car it means you have $100,000 in the bank. In LA it just means you scrounged together $600 last week.

Just remember, you can live in your car, but you can't drive your house.

I love LA
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on December 10th, 2003 - 09:32 pm
LOL... so true.
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ShuggaRaydoppelgang18 on December 10th, 2003 - 11:39 pm
Damn. Why do I only have a Honda?
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on December 11th, 2003 - 02:49 am
ShuggaRaydoppelgang18 on December 11th, 2003 - 10:28 am
Oh, I hope!
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