The People's Exhibit A (davidology) wrote,
The People's Exhibit A
davidology
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The King is dead, long live the Queen

I consider myself to be fairly masculine — most of the time anyway. I have my moments.

I just had one.

Sitting peacefully in my chair trying to download both MS Office 2003 and Linux, I look over to find arthropod gigantus scaling the wall right next to me. I screamed shrieked at a frequency mostly only dogs can hear, my arms and legs flailing in the air as I flipped over the arm of my chair sideways.

I may grow a third eye from the Raid fumes I'm breathing at the moment.

Did you know spider is short for spawn of Satan?
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  • Webinars / teleconferences

    Protip: Don't leave your phone on vibrate on your desk while you're mic's live. To everyone on the call, it makes it sound like you just farted.

  • Queue

    Been in position #2 for 30 minutes. Only sure fire way to move up in the queue is to try to make it to the bathroom and back.

  • Damn you, HP and Adobe

    My efforts to go paperless at the office are being met with epic fail.