The People's Exhibit A (davidology) wrote,
The People's Exhibit A

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You know what I hate more than baseball preempting Simpsons?

When your penis gets a little bunched up in your boxer briefs so that when you go to piss, instead of getting a nice steady stream, it acts like a sprinkler on crack. Of course, because you were so not expecting this, by the time you realize what's happening to stop it, the damage is done.

I'll be in the bathroom with 409 with bleach, a roll of paper towels, and a Hazmat suit if anyone needs me.


Anyone wanna come over for TV? I don't really have one of these, but we can pretend. We can sit in the tub, and if I angle the TV and bathroom mirror just right*....

*bring straws for bubbles


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