I'm passing this along to you as I consider you a valued friend.
This worked for me and I think it may work for you.
Because of it, I have found Inner Peace.
Recently I read an article that stated: The best way achieve inner peace is to finish things you have started.
So today I finished two cases of Heineken, the last half of a bag of weed, a nearly full bottle of Gin, the remainder of a Vicodin prescription, and I slapped the crap out of someone I have never liked. I feel better than I have felt in a long, long time
Guide to Inner Peace
...that's 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back. I think fire alarms would be much more entertaining if they played the Benny Hill/Stewie sexy…
Catholic imagery is soooooooooooo morbid. If you want to be reminded of where you came from, wouldn't it be hotter to have someone cum on your face…
Does having a Bush ("W") sticker on your car (still) automatically qualify you for parking in handicapped spaces?