The People's Exhibit A (davidology) wrote,
The People's Exhibit A

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Guide to Inner Peace


I'm passing this along to you as I consider you a valued friend.

This worked for me and I think it may work for you.

Because of it, I have found Inner Peace.

Recently I read an article that stated: The best way achieve inner peace is to finish things you have started.

So today I finished two cases of Heineken, the last half of a bag of weed, a nearly full bottle of Gin, the remainder of a Vicodin prescription, and I slapped the crap out of someone I have never liked. I feel better than I have felt in a long, long time


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