(with my apologies to Simple Plan)
Atlantis is coming tonight
I want the pool bar, and I want a life
And I want a First Class Trip to Miami
I want a lifetime supply
Of Brazilians, Latinos, Oh my!
I want some C-IN2s to show off my junk
Just give me everything I need!
'Cuz now it's Cruisemas
And I want hot guys
I just can't wait
It's Cruisemas
So don't stop drinking
I want three thousand guys, that's right!
Don't forget my Cruisemas List tonight
'Cuz now it's Cruisemas
Somebody take me away
Or give me a time machine
To take me straight to Sunday
I'll be all right
I want a boy in my bed
Who know what to do
Or maybe two more
I want to see big penis
On Deck thirteen
Just bring me boys in speedos I need
I wish I could take this week
And make it last forever
And no matter what i get tonight
I'll want more
It's Cruisemas and I want everything
I just can't wait
It's Cruisemas and I want everything now
It's Cruisemas
And I want every guy
I just can't wait
It's Cruisemas
So don't stop drinking, I
Want 3000 guys
That's right
And I can't wait 'til Sunday
Don't forget my Cruisemas List tonight
'Cuz now it's Cruisemas
...later bitches!