Jan. 17th, 2010
Big Gay Boat Redux  
sung to the tune of My Christmas List
(with my apologies to Simple Plan)

Atlantis is coming tonight
I want the pool bar, and I want a life
And I want a First Class Trip to Miami
I want a lifetime supply
Of Brazilians, Latinos, Oh my!
I want some C-IN2s to show off my junk
Just give me everything I need!

'Cuz now it's Cruisemas
And I want hot guys
I just can't wait
It's Cruisemas
So don't stop drinking
I want three thousand guys, that's right!
Don't forget my Cruisemas List tonight
'Cuz now it's Cruisemas

Somebody take me away
Or give me a time machine
To take me straight to Sunday
I'll be all right

I want a boy in my bed
Who know what to do
Or maybe two more
I want to see big penis
On Deck thirteen
Just bring me boys in speedos I need

I wish I could take this week
And make it last forever
And no matter what i get tonight
I'll want more

It's Cruisemas and I want everything
I just can't wait
It's Cruisemas and I want everything now

It's Cruisemas
And I want every guy
I just can't wait
It's Cruisemas
So don't stop drinking, I
Want 3000 guys
That's right
And I can't wait 'til Sunday
Don't forget my Cruisemas List tonight
'Cuz now it's Cruisemas


...later bitches!

 
 
 
location: Miami, Forida
Mood: hyper
Listening to: Simple Plan - My Christmas List
 
 
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Just Markmarklevoyageur on January 17th, 2010 - 04:38 pm
All aboard the S.S. Penis...
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NCSUJncsuj on January 17th, 2010 - 11:38 pm
I reiterate, skimpy swimsuit pics are a MUST!

Also that damn mood icon is gonna give me a fucking seizure.
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machmed on January 18th, 2010 - 04:41 am
pix plz.
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billyboy15 on July 13th, 2010 - 08:15 pm
Where did you goooooooooo?


(and that's go, not goo, I don't speculate on your cruise ship antics =P)
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