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The People's Exhibit A
davidology
Oct. 13th, 2008
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zomg everything I touch is shocking the frak out of me.

Close a window? ZAP
Touch my XBox headset? ZAP!
Open a window? ZAP
Touch my phone? ZAP
Flush the toilet? ZAP
Wanna use my laptop? ZZZZZZZAP

This was maybe funny the first 30 times. Now I'm scared to touch anything.

WHY IS EVERYTHING IN MY APARTMENT MADE OF PAIN?


 
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Mood: shocked
Listening to: Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With A Butterfly
 
Posted by The People's Exhibit A at 04:29 pm | Permalink | 8 comments | Leave a comment
 
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james__sndchasr on October 14th, 2008 - 01:59 am
Just don't touch yourself!
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Milambermilamberrex on October 14th, 2008 - 02:13 am
makes me wonder if sparks fly when he touches his "special place"
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Musikermusiker on October 14th, 2008 - 02:55 am
I'm sure you can think of a way to put that to good use.
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Zenk you very much, American bitch.absolutpequeno on October 14th, 2008 - 04:10 am
It's happening here, too. There must be something in the air, literally.
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D a y s p r i n g: SEX- (me -by MATTTT)sextypeboy on October 14th, 2008 - 04:50 am
Did you ever stop to think that it was maybe you who is hurting your apartment? Hmm?

PS - Your new car rocks. =)
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Daveim_confused on October 14th, 2008 - 06:34 am
My guess is it's the Santa Anas and all the dry air they're sending down our way. :-\
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Davidsebastian86 on October 14th, 2008 - 07:48 am
hang on to a key then...it'll be your best friend if the carpet is against you
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Donothannosfosinned on October 14th, 2008 - 11:44 pm
My solution has always been to flick anything metal before I touched it. I blame the Santa Anas...stupid wind.
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