Conditioned Response: 1, David: 0

zomg everything I touch is shocking the frak out of me.

Close a window? ZAP
Touch my XBox headset? ZAP!
Open a window? ZAP
Touch my phone? ZAP
Flush the toilet? ZAP
Wanna use my laptop? ZZZZZZZAP

This was maybe funny the first 30 times. Now I'm scared to touch anything.

WHY IS EVERYTHING IN MY APARTMENT MADE OF PAIN?

Tags: pub