In case you're wondering what that shriek was you heard all the way in
Sydney....
I sprayed a gallon of bug spray on the damned thing but when I went
back out it was *missing*. I'll be holed up in my apartment until
someone finds its lifeless remains.
I'm spraying a perimeter of bug spray along all the walls inside my apartment.
*rocks back and forth*
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