Aug. 21st, 2008
What if it's yellow and I don't WANT to let it mellow?  
Okay, so I normally put my plastics, glasses, cans, and paper into the blue bin AND walk my batteries over to the hardware store AND bring my decommissioned computers over to the toxic waste dumping place.

But... when my Asian Style Spicy Peanut Vinaigrette Salad Dressing bottle was suddenly empty, I found myself rinsing it off in the sink when it occurred to me that I was wasting water.

Are bottles > water OR water > bottles?!

AHHHHHHH!

Divide by zero.

So I just sat in a corner, hugging my reusable Trader Joe's shopping bag, rocking back and forth not knowing what to do. That's when it dawned on me: all this could be solved if we just recall the California National Guard and invade Colorado and make them our water slaves.

Oh, and all you bitches in NorCal just need to start drinking less water. Drink more soda or something. It's good for you. If we could all just make those sacrifices, then, I can go back to rinsing out my salad dressing bottles without guilt.

I'm drunk, and I approve this message.


 
 
 
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dirigiblesdirigibles on August 22nd, 2008 - 03:15 am
just rinse your salad dressing bottle with perrier.
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Boback2life on August 22nd, 2008 - 03:17 am
HAHAHAHAH! I knew I friended you on here for a reason: YOU CALIFORNIA PEOPLE ARE KOOKY!

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but kooky people make me laugh.
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dirigibles: california republicdirigibles on August 22nd, 2008 - 03:25 am
Kooky? We're the only state that could viably be an independent country. :-)
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Boback2life on August 22nd, 2008 - 03:59 am
If you don't fall off into the ocean!

And well, whatever. Our state capitol is bigger than your state capitol... and the White House for that matter... so SHUT UP!
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on August 22nd, 2008 - 03:27 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 22nd, 2008 - 03:29 am
LOLOwaitaminute

am i drinking colorado (albeit charcoal filtered) pee?
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on August 22nd, 2008 - 03:31 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 22nd, 2008 - 04:33 am
noooooooooo... "ws" is one of the (few) boxes i do not check off!
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dirigibles: california republicdirigibles on August 22nd, 2008 - 04:01 am
even worse; soon we'll be drinking our own pee...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/16/us/16water.html?ref=science
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NCSUJncsuj on August 22nd, 2008 - 02:03 pm
I thought that turned you on?
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Boback2life on August 22nd, 2008 - 04:01 am
PEE DRINKER!
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Rick: Bunsenrjb5 on September 4th, 2008 - 05:06 am
I'm not sure if it's law -- probably is, but in most places I know of, a municipality's waste water discharge is upstream from their water intake. Kinda encourages those public works folks to not cut too many corners.
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Davidsebastian86 on August 22nd, 2008 - 04:07 am
i thought all the states around cali already fed a lotta resources to california.. electricity, water...
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The People's Exhibit A: Californiadavidology on August 22nd, 2008 - 04:11 am
well, they should. we're one of the few states that contributes more federal taxes than it gets back.
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Davidsebastian86 on August 22nd, 2008 - 12:04 pm
i think it just gets more complicated with taxes and such cause then you mix in the US debt and deficits... it's not like the states are fiscally responsible.
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dirigibles: california republicdirigibles on August 22nd, 2008 - 04:30 am
and California provides a lot of food to the rest of the country.

And pot.
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Davidsebastian86 on August 22nd, 2008 - 12:06 pm
sunny d and pot lol...

wouldn't a standard flyover state produce more food for the rest of the country than for its own consumption just because of the lower populations?
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danthmanes on August 22nd, 2008 - 07:18 am
I have similar cognitive dissonance with the garbage disposal. Throw in the trash? Landfill. Put down the disposal? Water, electricity, and extra gunk to filter downstream. Square root of negative one :(
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on August 22nd, 2008 - 07:28 am
i'm not allowed to play with the disposal anymore.
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Milambermilamberrex on August 22nd, 2008 - 10:20 am
should i be afraid to ask why this is denied to you?
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Gantriochgantrioch on August 22nd, 2008 - 03:01 pm
I like White People Style Salad Dressing better.
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eviltickles on August 22nd, 2008 - 04:34 pm
just for that I'm goint to take an hour long shower tonight.
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chrissstopher on August 27th, 2008 - 02:34 am
being green is tuf!
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jay dee 8ch: lickjdhorner on September 3rd, 2008 - 04:33 pm

*poke*poke*
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