May. 8th, 2008
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that's weird. i can't seem to find the option to have twitter notifications BURNED INTO MY FUCKING SCROTUM WITH A SALTY, HOT CATTLE PROD.

if i could totally kill only two people this year, it would be the guy on the infomercials who talks about the importance of evacuating the 1200 pounds of leftover crap in your colon and the fraking twat monkey who thought giving venture capital to twitter was a good idea.

...and if i could get one more, i'd go after the person or persons who thought it would be so fucking awesome to syndicate the twitter content to every other service on earth. O HAI MAYBE IN ADDITIONS TO TEXTING MY PHONE, IMING ME, EMAILING ME, AND POSTING IT TO MY FACEBOOK YOU COULD ATTACH IT TO LARGE ROCKS AND THROW IT AT MY FUCKING HEAD TOO!

ok i'm just kidding. you know i love you all. but seriously, twitter needs to die painfully in a tragic velociraptor acid reflux accident.

p.s. i'll probably twitter you this weekend when i'm bored in an airport.
Mood: bouncy
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Dennis The Homophobe Slayer: Pope Cartmanyep_i_am_dennis on May 9th, 2008 - 07:17 am
Hahhaha. I agree!
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Milambermilamberrex on May 9th, 2008 - 11:54 am
so far, i've avoided the twitter fad, this is good, no?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on May 9th, 2008 - 02:04 pm
I used it for a little while, but aside from maybe subscribing to LAFD during a crisis (as was done during the fires), I just don't get what useful purpose it serves.

It's kind of like the push equivalent of a Facebook Status. That's the sort of information I rather pull when I want it.

Maybe with the right client it wouldn't be as annoying. As far as receiving them via SMS ever again, dear god no.

I still keep it around as I think there must be some use to this damned thing somewhere.
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Milambermilamberrex on May 9th, 2008 - 02:21 pm
eh, i seldom update my Facebook Status either. life manages to go on ;)
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Adamecho3347 on May 9th, 2008 - 01:44 pm
salty hot? or hot salty...heh
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Leo82leolz on May 9th, 2008 - 03:06 pm
I could not agree with this post more.
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danthmanes on May 10th, 2008 - 06:50 am
I could not laugh at (with?) this post more.
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BoyGryphonboygryphon on May 9th, 2008 - 04:06 pm
The only twitter uses I've found thus far is keeping up with study group or a night out (rather than sending multiple texts to one another we just twitter.

Sadly, I've never used it for that. Instead I coordinate with friends so I can hook up with the guy I want, while separating him from his nasty troll friend. Thank god for wing men.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on May 10th, 2008 - 05:16 pm
now THAT actually might be a useful purpose for twitter. although, all my previous phones allowed for group texting too. apple iphone, not so much.
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Davidthisisdavid on May 11th, 2008 - 02:56 am
I still don't understand twitters/tweeters.
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