My Desk. Let Me Show You It.
Protip: Don't leave your phone on vibrate on your desk while you're mic's live. To everyone on the call, it makes it sound like you just farted.
Been in position #2 for 30 minutes. Only sure fire way to move up in the queue is to try to make it to the bathroom and back.
Aww... I haven't seen the twins in a long time.