My mom is listening to some band called Reba Macintyre. They're not Irish. It's some guy and that "Reba" chick from TV whining back and forth. The lyrics are awful, and it sounds like the sound a group of cats would make if you showered them with hydrochloric acid while they were being fisted by very angry, rabid porcupines.
these arms wanna hold you these lips wanna kiss you these eyes wanna blah blah ...and these hands wanna rip your vocal chords out with a staple remover