these arms wanna hold you
these lips wanna kiss you
these eyes wanna blah blah
...and these hands wanna rip your vocal chords out with a staple remover
Make it stop!
You know, if I were an alien race creating a super cool weapon capable of destroying an entire galaxy, I probably would add a couple lines of code to…
I just bought a Wii. I haven't opened it yet, but the game selection looks *yawns* boring, but that's sight unseen, so I'm hoping I'm wrong.…