The People's Exhibit A (davidology) wrote,
The People's Exhibit A

Birth Announcement



is pleased to announce

the birth of a bouncing baby Roomba 550,

on October 28, 2007, at 15:27,

in Manhattan Beach, California, Costco,

weighing in at 12 pounds, 8 ounces,

13.5 inches, 36 MHz

Haven't chosen a final name, but thinking "Doral" since it's a 5th generation Roomba, and that's the name of the 5th Cylon model.

I've had to robot-proof the house. I keep having to chase it and yell at it for going the wrong way. So far Doral has managed to knock over things, lock itself in my bathroom twice, unplug my laptop about 5 times, and get stuck under the couch. It really hates the yoga ball.

I can't wait 'til it grows up and takes over the world.
Tags: gadgets, robot overlords, roomba

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