I'll like it much better when my tongue doesn't feel hairy anymore and I stop tasting paint or sneezing glossy brown-black mocha.
Today, I was actually carded when I bought BioShock.
"We have to card everyone now."
That California law Guvnah Ahnold is so fond of was blocked by the courts, but I guess Best Buy is covering its arse anyway.
Retarded.
Jack "ZOMFG WON'T SOME PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!1!111eleventy-one!" Thompson can lick my fucking clit.
