Jun. 1st, 2007
Whoa, now, easy there Crazy Kyle...  
I just got this email:
I'm sure that you might be wondering why you're receiving this unsolicited message. Well, when I did a search on California Secession on Live Journal yours was one of the names to come up and I thought that I should extend an invitation to you to attend the very first Statewide Secessionist Meetup, tentatively planned for the first weekend in August, to take place in Bakersfield, with the actual location to be determined later. If you're interested either I can keep you up to date via email, or you can keep track of any changes at the Google Group hosted by IndependentCalifornia.com....

Let's start something significant,

Okay, I do list "california secession" in my interests, but really, it was largely meant as an in your face message to the 59MM assclowns who are responsible for the state this country is in today.

I also believe I list "your mom" and "toiling under the ruthless domination of a master race of hacked TiVos," but I'd prefer neither to call on me plskthx!! :-P

Oh, I wonder what watch list I'm on now....

P.S. I reserve the right to revisit this if this country elects another coked up, drunken, megalomaniac with the IQ of a hamster to the White House again! I should save the link in case I need a bumper sticker for my car.

Mood: silly
Listening to: Copeland - Hold Nothing Back
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Davidthisisdavid on June 1st, 2007 - 11:58 pm
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autosportscrew on June 2nd, 2007 - 12:10 am

wait! don't move. i'll get my harness and ball weights and be RIGHT back!
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on June 2nd, 2007 - 01:27 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on June 2nd, 2007 - 01:45 am
you better hope not, or get used to saying "President Jeb." We, and our 55 electoral votes, are the only thing standing between you and total asshattery.!
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autosportscrew on June 2nd, 2007 - 02:15 am
We have Texas and Alaska. We will have the oil. Oil is like the spice.... he who controls the spice, controls the universe...and what Piter did not tell you is we have control of someone who is very close, very close, to Duke Leto! HILLARY!

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Primus Dorrajimus: Come on!gethenix on June 2nd, 2007 - 02:15 am
You can't even take them seriously; I mean, come on, they're meeting in Bakersfield, aka, the blackhole of California. Assrats.
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autosportscrew on June 2nd, 2007 - 02:15 am
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eviltickles on June 2nd, 2007 - 04:14 am
"to take place in Bakersfield"

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Markmahka42 on June 2nd, 2007 - 04:29 am
Secessionists in Bakersfield? They're goign to take their...cows?
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chrismikellchrismikell on June 2nd, 2007 - 07:39 am
That's funny. Don't be suprised if you get another email asking "What exactly is your interst in my mom?" and "You do know she's married. Aren't you gay?" That email is on it's way.
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Kyle: Sarcasticgypsy1526 on June 2nd, 2007 - 03:08 pm
For the record... I'm not that Kyle. I'm the good Kyle - from Boston
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Caseycaseyle82 on June 4th, 2007 - 06:28 am
Absolutely *LOVE* your user icon!!!
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Caseycaseyle82 on June 6th, 2007 - 07:23 am
Your best entry EVAR! LoL!
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