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The People's Exhibit A
davidology
May. 29th, 2007
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"Cook at HIGH for 8 minutes, stir. Let stand for 2 minutes. Serve."" is how you tell someone to cook something.

"Heat at medium heat until hot" != cooking directions!!!!!

Why don't you just say "Cook until done," you fucking sadistic twit.

omg.... seriously. If I knew how to cook it, I wouldn't've been reading the directions! ass! ihateudiaf!

 
 
 
Mood: drunk
 
Posted by The People's Exhibit A at 10:57 pm | Permalink | 17 comments | Leave a comment
 
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Troy D.: Cheez --inajar--amnewsboy on May 30th, 2007 - 06:37 am
Yeesh, D, what were you cooking?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on May 30th, 2007 - 07:51 pm
Considering I found 5 cans of chili on the counter, the onion, and bag of cheese that I apparently purchased from the grocery store, I think chili.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on May 30th, 2007 - 09:09 pm
argh... an onion, and a bag of cheese.
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sublimevisions on May 30th, 2007 - 08:20 am
LMAO. what are you trying to cook? how did it come out?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on May 30th, 2007 - 07:36 pm
apparently, I really wanted chili!
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sublimevisions on May 30th, 2007 - 08:11 pm
if only i could fed ex you some of my recipe
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NCSUJncsuj on May 30th, 2007 - 01:01 pm
c'mere baby, I'll cook for you.
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NCSUJ: Swedish Chefncsuj on May 30th, 2007 - 01:01 pm
d'oh! That totally deserved this icon!
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Markmahka42 on May 30th, 2007 - 01:24 pm
set something on fire?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on May 30th, 2007 - 09:06 pm
I don't think so.

...but then I don't entirely remember posting this entry!
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Markmahka42 on May 31st, 2007 - 12:36 pm
more drunk posts out of you. they're highly amusing. ;-)
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Davidthisisdavid on May 30th, 2007 - 02:09 pm
HAHAHAH! ;P
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Stewie...erm, Stanley: Mr. Tongueroamer1 on May 30th, 2007 - 02:16 pm
"heating at medium heat until hot" != cooking
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Antonioantonioooo on May 30th, 2007 - 02:27 pm
You should post more when you're drunk. HAHA!
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on May 30th, 2007 - 02:58 pm
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on May 30th, 2007 - 09:14 pm
lol. I vaguely remember walking passed Topz and Quiznos trying to get food, only to find them both closed. Apparently, I made my way all the way to Pavillion's, purchased several bags of croutons, a variety of cans of chili, a red onion, and a bag of cheese.

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supremewolverin on May 30th, 2007 - 03:39 pm
I love how being the programming nerd I once was I know that "!=" means does not equal.
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bryansecularzealot on May 30th, 2007 - 05:24 pm
if the directions were that simple...it probably wasn't good for you, and will likely cause cancer...
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