Mikie and I were just at Micky's staring at this smoking hot gogo dancer (like whoa totally omg smoking hot DAMN). Bandana, nipple ring in his left nipple. Total six-pack... just rawking hawt. I'm like licking his nipples in my head while my friend is telling me, "he looks like he'd have a small penis."
I just stopped and was like was just, "You know what? That's okay. Because, honestly, they don't need to be that big."
To which he replied, "Well, it's nice to have something to play with."
I could only add, "Eh. It's like DisneyLand. Sure it sucks that your favorite ride Space Mountain is closed, but you still have more than enough to keep yourself busy with for the day."