Midnight.
I will be waiting in the store.
...waiting for the cash registers to turn to midnight.
You will be mine.
Protip: Don't leave your phone on vibrate on your desk while you're mic's live. To everyone on the call, it makes it sound like you just farted.
Been in position #2 for 30 minutes. Only sure fire way to move up in the queue is to try to make it to the bathroom and back.
My efforts to go paperless at the office are being met with epic fail.