Nov. 6th, 2006
Dear McDonalds  
I ordered a grilled chicken sandwich on wheat-looking bread with a side salad.

What part of that order translated into "drown sandwich in mayonnaise"?

Don't get me wrong, I certainly like my share of junk food (I was at McDonalds), but I've never really been able to stand more than a little bit of mayo before I want to gag, and this thing was oozing mayo from the sides of the bun with every bite!

I'm not even entirely sure what goes into mayonnaise. I think it's pureed whale fat.


I think they were trying to kill me, in public.

location: 90405
Listening to: Small Sins - Stay
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NCSUJncsuj on November 6th, 2006 - 09:54 pm
oil. egg whites. salt.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 7th, 2006 - 06:10 am
that's just what they want you to think!
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Gantriochgantrioch on November 7th, 2006 - 06:47 am
Egg yolks. Egg whites would never give you a decent emulsion with oil.
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ex_applehead554 on November 6th, 2006 - 10:20 pm
mcdonald's has grilled chicken?
mmm, pureed whale fat.

so much for dinner. :)
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Zero-Zero-One-Zero Encodedsalacious_pop on November 6th, 2006 - 10:42 pm
I had my first sausage/egg/cheese mcGriddle on Saturday morning.

OMG. Go good.
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Zmrezkill on November 6th, 2006 - 11:08 pm
Is it weird that you just made me crave some McDonalds for dinner? Oh, it's Monday so the #1 is cheap today! Awesome, thanx for the indirect remind.

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mark or marky: spikey means hornymarkormarky on November 7th, 2006 - 01:07 am
i just bought a HUGE container of Hellman's Mayo at one of those big-volume chains, it should last me several months, yo. it's like two or 3 worth of the usual large size hehheh ;-D

needs it for tuna sandwiches mainly.
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wavemaster on November 7th, 2006 - 02:44 am
the wheat-looking bread is probably what did you in... i knew a person that was lactose intolerant in asking "is there milk in this?" she received a drink specifically with milk.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on November 7th, 2006 - 06:08 am
oh, i didn't actually order it like that. I just find it funny, cuz i'm not sure that's really wheat bread, but i think it's made to look like it is.
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wavemaster on November 7th, 2006 - 06:09 am
you should of ordered it like that... can i have the bread that doesn't look like it is white, but also not completely wheat? perhaps it is a hybrid?
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MKmankelly on November 7th, 2006 - 04:04 am
Had they threated to kill you in public? Or even threatened, in public, to kill you?
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Joejoephus on November 7th, 2006 - 05:23 am
Why would anybody want to kill you in public? :o)

Great... now I have to watch Clue before I go to bed!
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Caseycaseyle82 on November 7th, 2006 - 05:29 pm
I think it's rotten egg whites.
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