The People's Exhibit A (davidology) wrote,
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Dear McDonalds

I ordered a grilled chicken sandwich on wheat-looking bread with a side salad.

What part of that order translated into "drown sandwich in mayonnaise"?

Don't get me wrong, I certainly like my share of junk food (I was at McDonalds), but I've never really been able to stand more than a little bit of mayo before I want to gag, and this thing was oozing mayo from the sides of the bun with every bite!

I'm not even entirely sure what goes into mayonnaise. I think it's pureed whale fat.


I think they were trying to kill me, in public.


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