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The People's Exhibit A
davidology
May. 5th, 2006
AT&T just called me  
Someone from AT&T just called me.

FUCK! My DSL is out!

...except I don't have DSL. I have cable.

but she assured me that they're fixing it right now. (Me thinks she started Cinco de Mayo without me).

I'm concerned I'm going to go home and enter some bizarro universe where I have DSL, own an American car, and like eggplant.

 
 
 
Mood: confused
Listening to: The Juliana Theory - Into the Dark
 
Posted by The People's Exhibit A at 03:55 pm | Permalink | 9 comments | Leave a comment
 
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Mikeakishmo on May 5th, 2006 - 11:11 pm
Heh. When I was in college, AT&T would call my dorm phone all. the. time, wanting me to switch to them for their long distance. I quit getting the calls after about the third one, when I told them that the number was owned by a college - who uses AT&T for their long distance!
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josh: mazikeensoundofthemoon on May 5th, 2006 - 11:18 pm
Maybe when you get home you'll also discover that Brandon Routh is your roommate now.
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penicuik_clerk on May 5th, 2006 - 11:33 pm
and just what the hell is wrong with eggplant?
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The People's Exhibit A: blahdavidology on May 6th, 2006 - 02:51 am
eww!

egg and plant is just wrong!

the only kind of egg i want is fried chicken fetus on a bagel or muffin with sausage and/or bacon.
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penicuik_clerk on May 6th, 2006 - 12:24 pm
oh you poor misguided soul... you know not what you're missing. ;)
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gethenix on May 6th, 2006 - 12:25 am
I always say never question a good thing. Just ride the wave.
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baltpup25: phonebaltpup25 on May 6th, 2006 - 02:47 am
LMAO ... I have to say, the best part of this was "like eggplant"

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matintinmatintin on May 7th, 2006 - 12:11 am
Ask for a cash rebate for the service outtage.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on May 8th, 2006 - 05:59 pm
lol... that's the best idea yet.
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