Jan. 31st, 2006
"I hate bees. They're like flying death monkeys."  
There was a bee in my car when I got back from lunch.

I could've died today. The only good thing is I didn't discover it until I parked. I hate to imagine what would have happened if I'd seen it while I was driving. I probably would've come to a screeching stop on the side of the road, ran out flailing my arms, and then called AAA to come turn off the car and get it out.

I think it must have flown in the moonroof or window when I was beeping my FOB on the thingie to get in the parking lot. The idiots put a bush with bee–attracting flowers on it right by the thingie.

I think they're trying to kill us.

Damn terrorist bees.


 
 
Mood: scared
 
 
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on February 1st, 2006 - 03:41 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 1st, 2006 - 03:43 am
the sensor/FOB card reader.

thingie is the technical term.
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Aristigustrefelix on February 1st, 2006 - 03:47 am
You have terrorist bees - we have terrorist deer. No, seriously - they run right into the side of your car while you're driving down the hwy. Not even infront of the car - no, these deer murder by just plowing into the side of the car.

I vote for electro shock therapy. Or all year round hunting season.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 1st, 2006 - 04:41 am
I want DDT back now!
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baltpup25: investigationbaltpup25 on February 1st, 2006 - 04:07 am
LOL, terrorist bees, I'm glad you weren't injured. :)
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Markmillenium_spike on February 1st, 2006 - 04:27 am
same thing happened to me a while ago...except it was a spider (I accidentally left my window open overnite)...and I discovered it (rather it crawled onto my hand) while I was driving

needless to say it wasn't a pretty scene...but luckily managed to avoid hitting any cars or little children...
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 1st, 2006 - 09:01 am
oh god.. just thinking about all this is making me want to use gallons of bug spray to create a moat around my bed.
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KuteLuvrkuteluvr on February 1st, 2006 - 04:28 am
Bees are the one insect that I'm afraid of. I don't have any alergies to bees... but I have this fear of any insect that can come after me faster than I can get away from it.

Bee + Car = Death. I wouldn't be able to pull over to the side... I'd probably jump out before even realizing that I should have pushed the brake first. :P
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 1st, 2006 - 06:15 pm
lol. i think anything that has a stinger in it that attacks humans should be eradicated.

who the fuck needs honey anyway? the terrorists. that's who.
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Gantriochgantrioch on February 1st, 2006 - 04:36 am
Fresh off the boat :-p?
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josh: tiny basilsoundofthemoon on February 1st, 2006 - 04:53 am
Yoiks!

When I was 5 years old I was stung by an entire hive full of bees. If my dad hadn't been around to give me a shot I would have died of anaphylactic shock. So I don't like bees much at all. Only thing worse than bees/wasps/hornets are spiders.

You know bees are repelled by smoke (just like me). Perhaps you should start smoking in your car. Just to be on the safe side.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 1st, 2006 - 08:59 am
omfg. hive. argh. i can't handle one much less that many.

i hate spiders too. and i don't smoke. i'm screwed.
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Daveim_confused on February 1st, 2006 - 05:38 am
You know I sympathize with you on this one. :-)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 1st, 2006 - 08:58 am
hate. those. things. so. much.
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eviltickles on February 1st, 2006 - 06:03 am
i saw a guy swatting furiously in his car once on the road. i assume either there was a bee in his car or he was having a seizure. oh well *shrug*. glad you didn't have a seizure!
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E&Jasondnb_blues on February 1st, 2006 - 07:47 am
im guessing your alergic , right ?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 1st, 2006 - 08:58 am
i'm not really sure actually.

i'd rather not find out.
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Zmrezkill on February 1st, 2006 - 06:28 pm
that's what I'm sayin

-ez
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Kyle: Sarcasticgypsy1526 on February 1st, 2006 - 02:19 pm
hahaha 'flying death monkeys' - I love it. I too, hate bees - and take great delight in killing them. That's probably one of the benefits of living with me haha - when confronted with an insect like that I turn in to Jack Bauer lol.

Especially those big black wasps that are like field mice with wings. THOSE HURT!!! But bees don't phase me as much anymore.

Funny story though - I was helping a friend move a few summers ago, and we were carrying one of the chairs from the living room. As we're walking out, this yellow-jacket is buzzing around me. I took my right and out from the bottom of the chair and just backhanded it, haha. It went slamming in to the side of the house.

I don't know if it ended up dying or what, but it was never seen or heard from again :P My friend on the other hand, had to put the chair down cause he was laughing too hard haha. I guess you had to see it.
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Adamecho3347 on February 1st, 2006 - 05:32 pm
I had a huge hornet in my car one time...i managed to throw something on top of it..almost wrecked lol
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Zmrezkill on February 1st, 2006 - 06:29 pm
then called AAA to come turn off the car and get it out.

LOL so great. I've had a bee come up to the window (from the outside) at a stop light a couple times and screamed so loud...maybe it's a gay thing?

-ez
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xed_geekxed_geek on February 1st, 2006 - 09:48 pm
Had a friend who I was following down 101 and he all of a sudden swerved into another lane and then back again. A minute later the same thing. Turns out there was a wasp of some sort in his car and he was dodging it. Kinda scary to watch.

BTW: Going to be in LA from Feb 17th through the 20th with some friends and to party some.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 2nd, 2006 - 06:53 am
i hate wasps most of all.

is that presidents' day weekend by any chance?
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xed_geekxed_geek on February 2nd, 2006 - 06:27 pm
Not a fan of wasps myself. And yes it is presidents day weekend. Going to be going to a couple parties there and generally hanging out. L has never been to LA for more then 24hours so we are going to do some tourist things.
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Силвио: Sil Smileterrancraft on February 8th, 2006 - 08:45 am
Bees ARE on the attack. I was stung by one 3 days ago... on the back of my neck. I couldn't move my head for about 2 hours. Grrrr.
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