It was so great to see Chris (
I split my time between talking to friends and the keg. Of course, this being Adam's, this was not your normal keg. This keg required no pumping, which is a huge plus at gay parties. Traditionally I find the keg surrounded by a few gay boys staring at it as one might the control panel to a nuclear reactor. Unfortunately by this time, it's usually been pumped like a power bottom after a circuit party, and we're left pouring foam. Fortunately, neither SDSU nor El Konk would allow someone to leave its tutelege without such knowledge, so let me impart two important pieces of keg-dom: (1) don't over pump I know it's your right hand, but it's not your dick several slow pumps will usually suffice; and (2) don't pump with the valve closed (your boyfriend and the keg will appreciate your remembering this).
And I even got to see Cliff (
SoCaKid825 (6:26:58 PM): weren't u pretty! :-)
calsTaTexy (6:27:06 PM): i was pretty?