September 5th, 2007

koolaid

iForchristssakealready!

I swear to the gods, you fanboys have more holidays than Jewish people!

macworld, macexpo, macmac, stevejobscanfuckmerawday

my f-list all day has read like one big Apple RSS press release feed!

Yes. I get it! There's a new fucking ipod out! But... how can you get all butthurt about getting ripped off $200 for buying an iPhone a month ago and then bend over and self lube in the next sentence?!

Marketing whores!!

P.S. pls don't gang up and kill me and burn "JOBS IZ MY SAVIOR" into my charred remains. kthxbi!

*runs*