August 21st, 2007


I taste purple

For future reference, apparently closing the bathroom door and turning on the vent != "adequate ventilation"

I'll like it much better when my tongue doesn't feel hairy anymore and I stop tasting paint or sneezing glossy brown-black mocha.

Today, I was actually carded when I bought BioShock.

"We have to card everyone now."

That California law Guvnah Ahnold is so fond of was blocked by the courts, but I guess Best Buy is covering its arse anyway.


Jack "ZOMFG WON'T SOME PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!1!111eleventy-one!" Thompson can lick my fucking clit.

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eek! something's on fire by my house.

Looks like near Larrabee and Santa Monica Blvd. 5-0. Streets closed. Ghetto birds.

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister! It's a twister!