December 29th, 2006

wtf, double u tee eff

Weirdest dream... evar

President Fordso last night (or likely this morning since I woke up with the ktla news on).

I dreamt that I was right outside the place where they were showing President Ford's, well, decomposing corpse. In the dream I was either hearing or seeing the news. They were talking about how those wishing to view the body lying in state would need to park and take a shuttle, yadda yadda.

Anyway, I noticed the line was actually very short, and I just happened to be standing right there. When I looked down at Ford, I noticed that his head was in a large, round plastic container with a plastic lid on it (like you put leftovers in). It seems very Futurama-ish now that I think about it, but it didn't look like that nor did I think that in the dream.

Anywho, without thinking I started to pull off the lid and noticed that the liquid was opaque, and there was a lemon wedge floating on top (I assumed to mask the smell). I got kind of grossed out at that point, and thought that maybe I was doing something I wasn't supposed to do. I put the lid back on quickly, but I think part of it didn't close all the way and I kind of meandered off.

That's all I remember. I think the dream ended at that point. Totally weird.

Now, analyze that! Although I guess it kinda goes along with today's xkcd.

In other news, I can't believe I'm actually paying $1,000 (my share) for rent now. Why can't my rent fall as fast as the value of the US $1?? (rhetorical question). Also, I can't believe this crappy OSX LJ client doesn't have a decent preview. The MacBook just happened to be at my feet, and I'm too lazy to go get the ThinkPad out of my bedroom to use Semagic. I need to go bust a cap in some Nazi ass before I get my drink on.

 
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