What part of that order translated into "drown sandwich in mayonnaise"?
Don't get me wrong, I certainly like my share of junk food (I was at McDonalds), but I've never really been able to stand more than a little bit of mayo before I want to gag, and this thing was oozing mayo from the sides of the bun with every bite!
I'm not even entirely sure what goes into mayonnaise. I think it's pureed whale fat.
I think they were trying to kill me, in public.