July 12th, 2005

burns - evil, evil

Jesus tap-dancing Christ meme

Show me that smile, indeed. Mikie Seaver told me you're all going to hell.

Found Kirk Cameron's site through machmed. If you want to take the fun quiz, be sure to answer NO to Kirk's question "Are you a Christian?" Apparently answering YES clears you to purchase products from his store so that you can annoy the fuck out of save your hellbound friends and family.

Woo hoo! In fact, per Kirk Cameron, because I have lust in my heart, I'm a certified enemy of God! This gave me a new idea. I'm having business cards printed:

Show me that smile again
Oh, show me that smile
Don't waste another minute on your cryin'
We're nowhere near the end
We're nowhere near
The best is ready to begin....
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