November 23rd, 2004

me

What the bloody hell

My car insurance goes up $140 if I move from West L.A. to West Hollywood.

What the fuck do you people do, steal cars in your sleep or something?

*sigh* I want to live in a pineapple under the sea.
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me

once upon a midnight dreary...

Once upon a midnight dreary; while I porn surfed, weak and weary,

Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot XXX galore'.

While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly a warning did remark;

And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,

"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"

...quoth the server, 404.


tee hee... thank you nosfosinned for finding this on bash.org... that just cheered me up a little.
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