July 12th, 2004

scheming, The Brain

vs. the vending machine

The soda vending machine just stole my dollar bill. I'm not sure what's worse, that it stole my money or that it sat there grinding the bill over and over for like a full minute, just mocking me.

That machine never did like me.

Vengeance will be mine.
  • Current Music
    Further Seems Forever - The Deep
Homer - drools, drools

Atkins this, bitch!

I just picked up Tito's.

3 tacos
1 Chilli con carne

Let the gorging begin!

My TIto's brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, "it's better with cheese"
And damn right, it's better with cheese
I could eat you, but I'd need more salsa
  • Current Music
    Spitalfield - Those Days You Felt Alive