April 8th, 2004

Homer - drools, drools

Boobies

What is it about boobies?

I just came back from a shop. The lady behind the counter was wearing a very low cut outfit. Despite my best efforts, I could not stop staring at them. This isn't the first time this has happened. Seriously, I was like a mental hospital worker eyeing Mel Gibson.

Boobies are magical. Maybe that's why the U.S. government fears their power.
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