May 2nd, 2003


The city that does sleep

Tonight being our last evening in SF, we went out to Bacar's... very nice restaurant in downtown SF. When one of the guys who we hired as a consultant began to talk about his trip to Prague, I mentioned a "documentary" I'd watched about Prague... turns out he was familiar with Bel Ami's documentary on the topic, and it was part of the story! I guess the Americans he ran into during his visit to one of the gay bars in Prague were visiting all the locations Chance and friends visited during their journey to Prague (lol). Small gay world, isn't it?

After indulging in a nice meal (and several drinks), I return to the hotel for a brief costume change to head out for the evening.

I went to The Cafe for a bit, which was now reopened. Pretty crowded also... Already a bit tipsy, I got my signature Amstel Light and randomly walked around the club as if I were going somewhere. After nursing that beer, I went over to the Badlands (pretty much the typical routine). Aside from a few gawkers, I met no one and surprisingly ran into no one I knew. Usually, it being a gay world, I run into someone I know... not this time.

After another half an Amstel at the Badlands, it was still early, but 12:15, so I decide to turn in only to find the Castro Muni station closed up tighter than a virgin. I knew the last inbound train ran around 12:30, so I decided to walk up Market to the Church Street station. If a convenient cab happen to turn up, I'd take it. All the cabs were seemingly on the other side of the street up until I reached Church. At that point it was too late, I went down to catch one of the last trains downtown to my hotel. After a brief trip, I got to my station.. walking waaaaaaaaaaaaay down the terminal to my normal exit, I ran into a Muni worker who told me that exit had just been locked up (after I walked up the steps, of course). I walked back to the next opening and got the hell above ground.

Anyway, here I am... 1 am. bored. and needing bed. Wow, this is a really boring drunken entry.. but such is my life at the moment.

Tomorrow I wake to do a bit of work, fly the hell back home, get my car (hopefully). And then probably back to the office before finally getting home for the weekend.


So good night. My drunk ass is goin' to bed.
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Top 30 Gay Pick-Up Lines

friend just forwarded these to me...

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice ass... what time does it open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. You might not be the best-looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
14. You must be the "Limp Doctor" because I've got a stiffy.
15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
17. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
19. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
20. My name is Marc... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
21. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
22. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
23. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
24. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to.
25. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
26. If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
27. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
28. Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
29. Do you sleep on your stomach? No...? Can I ???
30. Do you wash your jeans in Windex? ...because I can see myself in them.
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