What's even funnier is the number of people thanking "God" for being so "lucky." Like this one guy who got stung over 1,000 times by killer bees.
"The only way that I did survive was because I was young and healthy; and one reason I think I survived is that God was on my side."
Okay, I'm no religious scholar, but... you just got you stung over 1,000 times by killer bees. I think God either wanted your ass dead or writhing in serious pain.
Bah, and it sucks that it's pitch black already. Standard time sucks!