Even though secular DJs will try to co opt this holiday from us. Let us not forget the reason for the season: the One true Monster.
I can't believe I have to work. If it were International Dress Like Jesus, I bet I'd be off.
|Blackbeard, an inspiration for all Pastafarians, and somewhat idolized by Piratians. In the 18th century, pirates were in large numbers, and climate change was under control. Note sword and regalia.|