Jul. 12th, 2005
Jesus tap-dancing Christ meme  
Show me that smile, indeed. Mikie Seaver told me you're all going to hell.

Found Kirk Cameron's site through machmed. If you want to take the fun quiz, be sure to answer NO to Kirk's question "Are you a Christian?" Apparently answering YES clears you to purchase products from his store so that you can annoy the fuck out of save your hellbound friends and family.



Woo hoo! In fact, per Kirk Cameron, because I have lust in my heart, I'm a certified enemy of God! This gave me a new idea. I'm having business cards printed:



Show me that smile again
Oh, show me that smile
Don't waste another minute on your cryin'
We're nowhere near the end
We're nowhere near
The best is ready to begin....
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Mood: excited
Listening to: Simple Plan - Don't Wanna Think About You
 
 
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matintinmatintin on July 12th, 2005 - 11:16 pm
I love the "are you good enough to get into heaven?" question. So much for the grace of God & faith - turns out it all hinges on whether or not you ever coveted your neighbor's ass.
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xed_geekxed_geek on July 12th, 2005 - 11:16 pm
DAMN!
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The People's Exhibit A: boobiesdavidology on July 12th, 2005 - 11:18 pm
I've got some hawt neighbors too.
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matintinmatintin on July 12th, 2005 - 11:25 pm
sigh - see #17
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on July 13th, 2005 - 12:40 am
Re: sigh - see #17
DAMNIT! I so wanted a piece of his ox.
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matintinmatintin on July 13th, 2005 - 01:04 am
Re: sigh - see #17
I think there's a theme here - "manservant," "The Way of the Master," etc.

Jesus and Kirk like it rough.
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xed_geekxed_geek on July 12th, 2005 - 11:16 pm
I want that card now!
In fact two versions of if. One with my Cell phone number on it and the other with a fake number on it (don't want tricks to have real number now do we). I ran into that site before (I think it was on VH1 or something), and just laughed. Gotta love these zealots.
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Troy D.: Freaky Ladyamnewsboy on July 12th, 2005 - 11:29 pm
That's just.... oh, geez. Is his sister as bad?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on July 13th, 2005 - 12:41 am
yep. machmed has a link to her site in his entry.
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Z: Trunk Cockmrezkill on July 13th, 2005 - 12:28 am
Oh Mike Seaver. I just realized I've been singing the song wrong all these years =\

-ez
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eviltickles on July 13th, 2005 - 02:11 am
HA! i'm a special attache to satan!
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on July 13th, 2005 - 05:00 am
yay! guest list me!
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Troy D.: Information / Announcementamnewsboy on July 13th, 2005 - 02:55 am
Along the same lines, check out this guy's Web site... he used to be in Britney's dance crew, and was in that God-awful Justin Guarini/Kelly Clarkson movie... so, if that's accomplishing God's will, then boy, are we screwed.

His picture page is ganked, but this page has them... and BOTH pages are getting deleted out of my cache pronto.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on July 13th, 2005 - 04:59 am
damn! and he's cute.

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Jean-Baptistexorn on July 13th, 2005 - 03:00 am
It's essentially sacrilege for me to hear such blasphemy. I couldn't get past question 2. But I'll be sure to pass your card onto all of my atheist friends.
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The People's Exhibit A: milkshakedavidology on July 13th, 2005 - 04:59 am
all the sexy parties will be in hell anyway!
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Alexander: A\Walexanderwolf on July 13th, 2005 - 03:36 am
enemy 101
haha ~

ATONE sinner, ATONE!


(but not for your funky new journal layout) ;)
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東西南北tongsinanpei on July 14th, 2005 - 02:44 pm
Try the insufferable http://www.candacecameronbure.net/.
Who woulda thought.
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machmed on July 14th, 2005 - 06:16 pm
haha
Those websites just keep getting better and better each time I look at them.
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