Apr. 13th, 2005
Meet my new boyfriend... Showerpalooza  


I will love him and squeeze him and call him George.

In a recent trip to Expo (basically a Home Depot with a nice floor and people who will help you), we ran across this.

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It comes complete with a grip of superfluous lights, and more nozzles than I would know what to do with. Nonetheless, I have to think I would spend countless not-so-lonely nights alone trying to figure it out.

Of course, I didn't actually get it (something tells me it would be ridiculously priced), but we'll be together one day.

You can't stop true love.
 
 
Mood: bouncy
Listening to: Lene Marlin - Playing my Game
 
 
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IceaGes28iceages28 on April 13th, 2005 - 09:42 am
Forgive me if i sound blonde, is that a shower-thingy? or wha? :s
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 13th, 2005 - 09:45 am
it's a shower with many thingies :)
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Ryanbcp on April 13th, 2005 - 10:28 am
i've heard of those things :D i want two... so i'm hit with like 12 sprays from different directions!

someday, my preccccious...
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IceaGes28iceages28 on April 13th, 2005 - 12:37 pm
oh good... it took me a good few minutes to figure that out. :s and i recon it would cost a fortune! a normal shower head and taps cost more than enough! lol
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mark or marky: spikeymarkormarky on April 13th, 2005 - 02:32 pm
the dr. prescribes u a good date, not a uhm shower.
u may put your clothes back on now, pay at the desk ;-p
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Troy D.: Mary Shoppingamnewsboy on April 13th, 2005 - 11:04 am
Isn't Expo owned by Home Depot?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on April 13th, 2005 - 05:30 pm
yes... It's basically a smaller Home Depot at twice the price (with nice floors).
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Jean-Baptistexorn on April 13th, 2005 - 05:21 pm
He's cute.
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Pon Farrponfarr on April 13th, 2005 - 06:00 pm
I'll buy him for you if we use him together at the same time. jk.
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ex_position on April 13th, 2005 - 07:46 pm
a few things entered my mind on looking at this picture:

a skateboard
some kind of recording equipment
a dildo

i don't know why i think these things.
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xed_geekxed_geek on April 13th, 2005 - 08:01 pm
Ohhhhh. I want one too.
This could be wayyyyyyy too much fun.
Although the lights would be a bit .... weird.
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Mark David909ermark on April 13th, 2005 - 09:46 pm
imagine dropping right before a shower a nice blue dolphin into the mix
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Justin Carceratedmofo69 on April 13th, 2005 - 11:03 pm
i want it i want it!

i feel like experimenting.
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eviltickles on April 14th, 2005 - 01:10 am
oooh...it's like something out of star trek!
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Alexanderalexanderwolf on April 14th, 2005 - 02:55 am
interesting
Does it offer colon cleansing functionality? Vibrator?
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cliffsocakid825 on April 14th, 2005 - 06:05 am
does it fuck you?
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Bitch pleasedivalee138 on April 15th, 2005 - 03:46 am
not-so-lonely nights alone

Qué?
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E&Jasondnb_blues on April 15th, 2005 - 04:34 am
there is this one girl at my school that masturbated with a vibrating shower head . well ... thats what the rumor was .
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shurries: binladenshurries on April 15th, 2005 - 05:10 pm
So Fresh so clean
Like Irish Spring

Love
Shurrie
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