Mar. 25th, 2005
"Good" Friday  
I was reminded that it's Easter Weekend, so remember to eat a McFish today, or your savior gets it.

As for me, I intend to follow in Jesus' footsteps and get hammered tonight.

Mood: bouncy
Listening to: Muse - Time Is Running Out
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E&Jasondnb_blues on March 25th, 2005 - 08:18 pm
haha . your hella funny .
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ex_awwyea165 on March 25th, 2005 - 08:49 pm
Did you really think that was funny and wouldn't offend some people?
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machmed on March 25th, 2005 - 10:13 pm
I hope you're kidding
Personally, I thought it was hilarious.
But, this is Live Journal, and to read other journals is a choice. No one forced you to read his journal (or, as you apparently think of it, be offended by it).
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ex_awwyea165 on March 25th, 2005 - 10:17 pm
Re: I hope you're kidding
You need a chill pill. I wasn't being serious... Good grief.
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machmed on March 26th, 2005 - 03:02 am
Re: I hope you're kidding
Oh, duh. I like how you supposedly weren't being serious, and yet you're proving you are the one who needs a "chill pill."
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ex_awwyea165 on March 26th, 2005 - 03:23 am
Pucker up
Suck my cock.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 25th, 2005 - 10:13 pm
a little from column a, a little from column b... I can't really control what beliefs people hold too tightly as to get offended by.

Personally, the very existence of Catholocism (and most organized religions that preach dogma veiled with threats of eternal hell/damnation for those who dare stray from said dogmatic beliefs in order to persecute others and stop people from thinking for themselves) offends me.

but, that's just me.
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ex_awwyea165 on March 25th, 2005 - 10:19 pm
I was kidding, being a smartass, but if my being a Christian offends you. Eh...
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 25th, 2005 - 10:26 pm
I misspoke. I should have said the dogma offends me.

smartass, that, i like.

Personally, I could care less what religion someone is as long as they don't proselytize to me or attempt to persectue/judge others (or ingrain it into our government).

anyway, this was supposed to be a light-hearted post. this all took a wrong turn somewhere.
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ex_awwyea165 on March 25th, 2005 - 11:00 pm
It's all good sexy. Dont sweat it:):):)
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mark or marky: spikeymarkormarky on March 26th, 2005 - 05:30 pm
we're not really allowed to be light-hearted about jesus in this culture - it's the truth. and especially around easter when the dude reportedly got hammered.

personally, i don't have a problem with jesus, but i like you quite a bit moe than i like him. :-)
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Dizzy Athan the Greek: leidfaggypants on March 25th, 2005 - 08:57 pm
Enjoy communion tonight!!!! *sings* filet o' fish friday!! *sings* or however that song goes... i am going to have one or 2. not because of good friday (us greeks are on a diff. calendar so easter isn't till May for us) but because I LIKE THEM. I LIKE THEM A LOT. oops on caps! =\
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on March 25th, 2005 - 10:27 pm
let's go baptizin' some hot guys tonight!
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Dizzy Athan the Greekfaggypants on March 25th, 2005 - 11:23 pm
Hi My Name Is John,
John the Baptist. please strip so i can baptize you!

at least you know that the hot guys tonight will be drug-free... the rest should be in Palm Springs.
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eviltickles on March 25th, 2005 - 09:59 pm
holyshit i just figured out why mc donalds has the current promotion! those marketing bastards!
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xed_geekxed_geek on March 25th, 2005 - 10:40 pm
That's just wrong!
Funny as hell. But WRONG!.
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Cheshire Cat: headphonestrevorizing on March 25th, 2005 - 11:33 pm
Not to be a noodge or anything, but...didn't Jesus have get hammered almost 40 days ago? You're behind. You'd better starting drinking now.
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ShuggaRay: drinksdoppelgang18 on March 26th, 2005 - 12:53 am
hahaha, that made me laugh out loud.

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MKmankelly on March 26th, 2005 - 04:39 am
Hey, ya know... I heard Jesus was hung like this... ::makes Jesus' position on the cross with hands wide apart above head:: Guess why that's why all the women were screaming his name.
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Milamber: Diablomilamberrex on March 26th, 2005 - 11:41 am
methinks we read different bibles. i thought a gang bang fucked nailed jesus so fucking hard he couldn't move for three days.

i guess my question is: was jesus hammered or nailed? Or could it be that the gang bang got him hammered before fucking nailing his ass?
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