"Have you tried the new Welbutrin?"
"No, my doctor has me on half an Effexor mixed in with a quarter Zoloft and a Paxil. You?"
Sadly, I'm not currently on any anti-depressants, anti-ADHD, nor anti-dealwithcrap medication, and I'm quite frankly sick of it.
Clearly, I need a new doctor. I miss my prescription-happy doctor who introduced me to the wonders of Ambien. Now I need to be able to control my waking hours. Better living through chemicals, I say!
Seriously, those medicine ads almost make me want to contract genital herpes just so I can go running around in the sun too! And who doesn't want 4 periods a year! Damnit! I long for those too now! but for right now... now I want THIS!