Feb. 27th, 2005
Oscar Fever  
...someone get me a tylenol.

I'm holed up in my apartment. Press helicopters flying over head, while armies of limos line the streets. Even my favorite (and not so favorite) bars are closed off with ridiculous cover charges for the privilege of watching the event on their big screen TV. I guess the $200 a head figure is so you can feel special that you're drinking just a few doors and a block over from where the real celebrities are drinking (or at least the B list). Seriously, the Abbey is $200 a head. Of course, I'm told they were hanging chandeliers from the cabanas, but unless an albino midget monkey is walking around carrying one over my head while singing "Hollaback Girl," I don't care!

I can't really go anywhere (in my car anyway). The streets are venerable limo parking lots, while the sidewalks are lined with lookie loos hoping to get a blimpse of some D-list celebrity walking the red carpet into one of the myriad of celebrity after parties.

I know it's blasphemous to say, but, I'm not watching the Oscars, and I don't care who got the award for best pet wearing a tutu in a documentary.

That's right... I went there.
Mood: drunk
Listening to: The Killers - Mr. Brightside
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Gantriochgantrioch on February 28th, 2005 - 07:58 am
Not wrong at all.
I didn't watch the Oscars either. First, because they don't interest me and second, because there was college wrestling on television. Mmmmmm, college boys in singlets ....
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[-nick-]: rawrharg on February 28th, 2005 - 12:17 pm
Re: Not wrong at all.
Some at Ohio State have giant penises... I saw them on TV :D
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Gantriochgantrioch on February 28th, 2005 - 03:35 pm
Re: Not wrong at all.
I like how the muscles bulge.

Like yours (checked out your LJ) ;-).
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[-nick-]: barbarbarharg on February 28th, 2005 - 06:35 pm
Re: Not wrong at all.
Hahahah, thanks! But I don't have large ones. :(
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xed_geekxed_geek on February 28th, 2005 - 08:04 am
Not sure if I would pay $200 for the albino midget monkey myself, but hey, to each their own.
I didn't watch it either, in fact I raced home at 8:30 and started looking for DH. Needless to say it wasn't on. So I watched some of the older eps (almost caught up now!).
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Jimmyprinceofireland on February 28th, 2005 - 08:19 am
I'm so stealing your Icon cause it reminds me of someone else on my LJ..
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Jimmyprinceofireland on February 28th, 2005 - 08:24 am
Okay I couldn't get it to save where it still move if you don't mind can your email it to me Prince_of_Ireland@hotmail.com I greatly appreciate it.
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xed_geekxed_geek on February 28th, 2005 - 09:09 pm
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Troy D.: Test Cardamnewsboy on February 28th, 2005 - 08:19 am
Not at all.

And they wonder why the popularity of awards shows is taking a plunge.
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[-nick-]: I am maschine!harg on February 28th, 2005 - 12:16 pm
I have extra tylenol from my bout with Flu of b1n4ry f1r3!
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eviltickles on February 28th, 2005 - 04:02 pm
we tried to drive by the abbey in an attempt to get to my friend's house but they basically sealed off the entire area around it (and then some) so we had to backtrack like crazy...
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E&Jasondnb_blues on March 2nd, 2005 - 12:08 am
seriously . how do they come up with these awards ?
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