Feb. 13th, 2005
The art of flirting: How big is your cock?  
Okay, so I would hardly say I'm naive, innocent, or a prude, but evidentally there are still things that catch me off guard.

Today, walking to the gym, as I'm talking to a friend on the phone, I hear a guy call out to me, "Excuse me. We're conducting a survey." I look over to see two guys, one who might have been kind of cute. One of them asks, "How big is your cock?"

Okay, I admit it. I was caught off guard.

In hindsight, I probably should have had a snappy comeback or just answered them. But I didn't. I think my mouth dropped, and I stumbled over my words to my friend. I really was not expecting that. I'd never been asked that before—outside of the dance floor under the influence of some mind-numbing substance (see: tequilla).

I continued my conversation with my friend briefly, taking a few more steps before apologizing saying, "I'm sorry. Two guys just asked me how big my cock was. It sort of killed my train of thought."

"Oh, they were hitting on you," he replied matter-of-factly.

Okay, now this is a ritual I admit I am awful at. Absolutely horrible. I couldn't flirt my way out of (or into) a Turkish prison.

It's true.

Once I think someone is cute, stupid things fly out of my mouth (or even worse, nothing at all). Sometimes I even just ignore the person. I'm really amazingly bad at it. It never crossed my mind that all I had to do was simply ask, "So, how big is your cock?" I think I'm going to try that. In the middle of a conversation at a party or other gathering, I'm going to say it as plainly and unabashedly as one might ask the weather or the time. If nothing else, the reactions will be priceless. And, who knows, it might even work.
 
 
Mood: horny
Listening to: Judge Judy
 
 
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Gantriochgantrioch on February 14th, 2005 - 02:04 am
I'm exactly the same way. In fact, sometimes I get really mean with boys I like.
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(no subject) - (Anonymous) on February 14th, 2005 - 02:15 am
The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 15th, 2005 - 10:04 am
You.
Here.
Now?

:-P
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MKmankelly on February 14th, 2005 - 02:39 am
LOL. Yeah, I wouldn't have realized that either. I have no sense as to when people are hitting on me. It's sad. If people like me they need to tell me to my face or make it plain as day or I have no clue. Dah well. At least you know you got it. ;-)
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Justin Carceratedmofo69 on February 14th, 2005 - 02:48 am
i would've been taken off guard too. plus, people need to tell me they're hitting on me or else i won't know. i'm so oblivious to it. and even when i think i'm being hit on, i have no clue how to react because i don't want to look like an ass when i find out they're not hitting on me.
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Milamber: Cam and Teddy Bearmilamberrex on February 14th, 2005 - 03:05 am
I know exactly what you mean. I was startled at OutWrite Books in Atlanta yesterday when I looked up and some guy was giving me "the look."

Of course, you do realize this post does leave a question unanswered and leaves us all wondering. :P
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 15th, 2005 - 10:05 am
;-)
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mark or marky: spikeymarkormarky on February 14th, 2005 - 03:14 am
mmmm no.
as a matter of fact, it is a stale line, bud, and the reason u have not used it (i.e. "how big is yer cock?") is because u are a genuine person and not a stale poseur.

i get asked it quite a bit around LA and only by uninteresting jackoffs or numbnut gym rats.

nobody is more interested in the size of my own cock than me (as u know) but to be asked that as a flirt pick-up line is OLD QUEENY.

i luv u that u didn't know what to say to such lameness :-)
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It Starts Up North In Hollywood...fivebyfive on February 14th, 2005 - 03:28 am
I'm pretty sure that line never works.
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ex_prezrober685 on February 14th, 2005 - 04:15 am
I dunno... ask me and we'll see.
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(no subject) - fivebyfive on February 14th, 2005 - 04:48 am
(no subject) - ex_prezrober685 on February 15th, 2005 - 04:35 am
(no subject) - fivebyfive on February 15th, 2005 - 11:23 am
(no subject) - fivebyfive on February 16th, 2005 - 09:04 am
(no subject) - davidology on February 15th, 2005 - 10:06 am
billyboy15 on February 14th, 2005 - 03:48 am
You watch Judge Judy? Lol.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 15th, 2005 - 10:06 am
it's a guilty pleasure :-P
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Sethucpsychguy on February 14th, 2005 - 05:04 am
Well....
Pookie....readers want to know....How big is your cock?
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 14th, 2005 - 06:25 am
Re: Well....
Show mama your cock'n'balls.
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bgtothen on February 14th, 2005 - 05:39 am
I think I will do that too.
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Adamadakuk on February 14th, 2005 - 07:45 am
Yup, I'd be lost for words. No doubting you man, you've just simply got it. Now...all you need to do is find a guy who is interested in more than just your cock...then you're set!
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JDean_81jdean_81 on February 14th, 2005 - 08:02 am
Girls don't really hide their assets, since tits are so, out there. But for guys, we don't -usually- walk around with our dicks just sticking out, so that's why people have this curiosity. Maybe I can start a trend where I ask a chick, "How tight's your pussy?" Perhaps someone will respond with "30 pounds per square inch."
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Jean-Baptistexorn on February 14th, 2005 - 09:07 am
Oh, come on, David. There is no way I have more game than you.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on February 15th, 2005 - 10:07 am
i got not game... except when i'm not sober. Then I got plenty game. :o)
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Troy D.amnewsboy on February 14th, 2005 - 03:25 pm
I know I have no flirting ability, but I don't think I'd ever get the balls (no pun intended) to ask that. I'm curious to see what happens if you do try that.

And, by the way, 'allo... I'm new around your LJ. :)
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Pon Farrponfarr on February 14th, 2005 - 10:42 pm
I just whip it out then guys ask me. But then they ask me where it is because it's small :(
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