Once upon a midnight dreary; while I porn surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot XXX galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly a warning did remark;
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"
...quoth the server, 404.
tee hee... thank you nosfosinned for finding this on bash.org... that just cheered me up a little.