Oct. 12th, 2004
E-greetings from your STD florist!  
Sure, it's hardly an FTD Pick-Me-Up™ bouquet, but how best to say "sorry for the herpes" than an e-card from the San Francisco Department of Public Health?

Yes, the same guys who brought us the Happy Penis campaign have done it again! Of course, it's anyone's guess as to how long the new e-cards will last (or what non-gonno-urethramitititis is). It's not hard to imagine that every jealous ex will be sending STD-grams to their ex's new interest. Although it may beat drunken crank calls in the middle of the night.
Mood: hyper
Listening to: The Promise Ring - Feed the Night
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billyboy15 on October 12th, 2004 - 09:27 pm

David ... remember that night we had in Reno? Well ... I just got tested, and I have syphilis, so you might want to get tested, too.
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eviltickles on October 13th, 2004 - 01:31 am
hello batman?
this reminds me of a skit on SNL when James Bond (played by James Parnell) is told by his doctor (played by Garth Brooks) that he has contracted hundreds of STDS, some they don't even have a name for. Bond then has to call everyone that he's had sex with to let them know to get tested and included is him telling Batman that he needs to get tested. the kicker? "Yeah, you might want to let Robin know too." teehee.
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Poet Guy: Dolly-Funnypharm1215 on October 13th, 2004 - 05:51 am
how cute.
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