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The People's Exhibit A
davidology
Sep. 16th, 2004
You can touch my hand for a quarter  
Tonight, a friend and I volunteered at GLAAD where we were assigned the daunting task of letter folder. As we neared the bottom of the pile of 2,000 letters—yes, that's right we folded 2,000 letters—we started getting a little punchy (and a little bored), and began reading the addressees.

In my stack, whom did I see? "Whose name?" You ask.

None other than God herself: Cher.

That's right ::breathes on fist:: I folded Cher's letter. "What was her address?"

Cher
Los Angeles, CA 90048

That's right. Bitch gets her own zip code.. that's coz she 0wnz0rs.

I'm never washing this hand again. It touched the letter that will soon touch the hand of one of Cher's PAs.

Hoooooo

In other news: Let's go rob a bank. I'm pretty sure I rubbed off any trace of my finger prints.
 
 
Mood: dorky
Listening to: background... "The Inner Light"
 
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matadormexicano on September 16th, 2004 - 11:46 pm
rob the one i work we'll split the profits 50 50? ;)
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 17th, 2004 - 01:27 am

done and done!
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matadormexicano on September 17th, 2004 - 02:28 pm
i like your style!
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mglboy on September 16th, 2004 - 11:59 pm
one day....

MGL


that will be my address......=P
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bluepose on September 17th, 2004 - 07:09 am
It isn't already?
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eviltickles on September 17th, 2004 - 12:01 am
wait, that's all there was? Cher Los Angeles, CA 90048? no street address? or do you have that part memorized and are now planning to stalk her? oh hell, you probably already are :-P
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 17th, 2004 - 01:26 am
haha... if it were there, i'm sure it would be to her agent anyway.
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billyboy15 on September 17th, 2004 - 12:14 am
DAVDIOLGOY. I LUOVUER YOU. LOUVRE YOU. LIKE THR EIRIVER HAHAHAHA. LIKE THE RIVER. I LOUVRE YOU LIKE THE LOUVRE. HAHAHAHAHA. OHHHHHHHHH DAVIDOLOGY. IF YOU WERE HERE, THE THIGNS IW OUL WD WAND TO DO. WELL LOUVRE. I WILL TALK TO YOU ALTER. HAHAHA. ALTER. I MEAN LATER. HAHAHAHA. OH LOUVRE. IF YOU WERE A RIVER, IW OULD BE SWIMMING ALL UP IN YOU . HAHAHAHAHA. OH ALCHOLCI.
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The People's Exhibit A: lickdavidology on September 17th, 2004 - 01:24 am
hehe oh alcohol. i louvre you too. I think I'll save this post forever.
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bluepose on September 17th, 2004 - 07:08 am
Wow... the internet version of drunk dialing... however, this is here forever.

Historic even.

PS: nice torso.
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billyboy15 on September 17th, 2004 - 11:23 am
Well, it's not like comments can't be deleted. . lol
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 17th, 2004 - 11:45 am
no! don't do that!

i can screen it :-P

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billyboy15 on September 17th, 2004 - 11:54 am
Lol I'm not going to.
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eviltickles on September 17th, 2004 - 08:47 am
when my friends send out drunk emails, this is exactly what they look like, minus the capitalization. teehee lourve.
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billyboy15 on September 17th, 2004 - 11:24 am
Louvre- use it, spread it, Louvre it.
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eviltickles on September 17th, 2004 - 11:29 am
done, Done, and DONE!
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Dizzy Athan the Greekfaggypants on September 17th, 2004 - 09:29 am
to think Cher and i are in the same zip code!! i am going to get a map to see the perimeter for the 90048 and go knock on all the doors. the bf will be like 'what the hell are you doing?!' as we will be on the longest dog walk ever!!!
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Alexanderalexanderwolf on September 18th, 2004 - 12:30 pm
lol!
That is nice for you to help out.

It is also funny to read about Cher's letter. LOL! I am going to add this to my LJ Memories. :P
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