Sep. 10th, 2004
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OMFG. My parents' new gardner is effin HOT.

pardon me while I drool.

This is the first dribble of excitement to report since getting here (aside from "Judge Judy").
Mood: horny
Listening to: Brand New - Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention all I Have to Do is Die
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Gantriochgantrioch on September 10th, 2004 - 01:10 pm
Hey, there, wanna use my hose?
Good lord, this sounds like the beginning of a very bad porn video.
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The People's Exhibit A: geekdavidology on September 10th, 2004 - 01:13 pm
Re: Hey, there, wanna use my hose?
or a very good one ;)
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Dave: Dudedavidluc on September 10th, 2004 - 01:53 pm
That's when you secretly take a picture of the guy and post it on the internet for the rest of us to see.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 10th, 2004 - 07:43 pm
don't think i didn't consider it, not only for you but to save "for later." there was just no way to do it and not be fully obvious!
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bgtothen on September 10th, 2004 - 03:30 pm
You can't just say that without providing a picture. Don't leave us hanging.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 10th, 2004 - 07:43 pm
*sigh* i wanted to
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machmed on September 10th, 2004 - 03:56 pm
I bet they got him for you as a present.
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The People's Exhibit Adavidology on September 10th, 2004 - 07:44 pm
ohh... if only.

but, yeah... not much chance of that!
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Alexanderalexanderwolf on September 10th, 2004 - 04:52 pm
Just like Charlotte and that hot gardener from Sex and The City, circa ... Season Three?

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The People's Exhibit A: me2davidology on September 10th, 2004 - 07:45 pm
Re: lol
yeah... that was a good episode ;)
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Psychologically Askeweverthefool on September 10th, 2004 - 05:52 pm
you should go outside and bring him a glass of lemonade in only a towel, and casually drop the towel ;)
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mark or marky: spikeymarkormarky on September 10th, 2004 - 06:09 pm
gardeners are very good with their hands :-P
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Vince: Smoothspideyfreak on September 10th, 2004 - 09:32 pm
lol go looking around for dead plants, so he can take care of them and then u can stike up a convo lol
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matadormexicano on September 10th, 2004 - 10:04 pm
AHHHH!!!! the suspence is killing me! take a pic!
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Ry Guymix_o_choc on September 11th, 2004 - 01:14 am
Firstly, aren't you glad the weather is still warm enough over there so that if you're ever doing anytthing strenuous outside (as gardeners tend to do) you have to take your shirt off to get cool.

Secondly, I'm going to have to join in the chorus and demand a picture!
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